bak0n
Have you ever wondered why we have fake bacon bits and yet no fake bacon? I too have wondered, pondered this great mistery, then about 5 minutes ago the answer hit me; fake bacon bits taste like crap, thus fake bacon would taste like more crap. In doses higher than .1 cc, fake bacon would be unfathomably crapilicious. With this revelation, I now feel like a truly enlightened being.